spoil the soup.
If you haven't heard this new Mick Jagger release from 1973, I highly recommend it. The woman-as-pot-of-soup and man-as-cook-with-big-wooden-spoon metaphor is one I had never heard before, at least not set to music. I was in my car, listening to the radio, dying laughing. I had to call Husband, just for someone to share the idiocy with. It was frickin' awesome.
I bet a man with a mouth that big could eat a lot of soup.