Things my children managed to accomplish while unattended this weekend:
1. Stripping naked and smearing self with vaseline (Bear)
2. Eating crayons - yes, more than one crayon! (Mouse)
3. Playing with plastic bags from the grocery (both)*
4. Using 52 baby wipes to "wipe my bottom" while allegedly taking a nap (Bear)
5. Sleeping through the night! (Mouse)
I rock this parenting gig. *Your* children should be so lucky.
*Shut up. It keeps them occupied while I unload the groceries.