Tuesday, February 06, 2007

What the hell is that noise?!

The scene:

Me, sitting on the couch with my laptop, working diligently*.

Suddenly, a strange noise pierces the quiet.

Me: Is that a noise? ::goes back to work::


Me: Seriously. What the hell is that noise? ::gets up, wanders aimlessly around house, pausing in each room to determine the source of the noise.::

Me: It's coming from the kitchen. No, it's coming from *outside* the kitchen. ::lifts shade, peers outside. Sees bird!::

Me: A bird! Holy crap!

After a long, cold, icy winter, we may make it to spring after all, folks.**

*As you can see.
**If it snows tomorrow, I didn't do it. I swear.***
***I'm sorry.

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