Sunday, April 29, 2007

Strange bedfellows

::An open letter to Mr. Ashley Clark, backup violinist for some blond chick (Carrie something?) on last night's SNL::

Dear Mr. Clark,

The fine men and women of the International Union of Pure and Applied Physics beg to inform you that it is, in fact, impossible to headbang while playing the violin. The laws of physics forbid it.

Furthermore, it makes you look like an epileptic baboon.

Please cease and desist immediately upon receipt of this letter.

Sincerely,
Jane

2 comments:

Ninotchka said...

That sounds hilarious. I'm sorry I missed it!

Jane said...

Oh, he was seriously jumping around and headbanging like Flea, yet he was playing a violin for a country music singer. Totally incongruous, not to mention the fact that you can't headbang with a musical instrument tucked under your chin.