Tuesday, March 04, 2008

I am dying, Egypt

I have the headache that beat up all the other headaches and stole their lunch money. My eye sockets hurt. My teeth hurt. My hair hurts. The back of my neck hurts. When I blow my nose, my head hurts. When I bend over, my head hurts. When I look sideways, my head hurts. I want to throw up and die, but I'd have to bend over, and that would hurt. The pain is like flaming hot spears being rammed into my ears and twisted and shoved and jiggled. I am going to go and cut my head off now and throw it away. I want a new one.

1 comment:

Julie said...

Yuck. I hope the new head thing works out! (I'm guessing you don't get many results from students or your own children when you say, "I have a headache, please leave me alone.")