My daughter is going to grow up to be a stripper. It's her lot in life, I can tell. In what other setting would the phrase "Tank, we do *not* put money in our vaginas" ever come up?
She better be a damn good one, at least, so that she can support me in my old age.
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There have got to be some other careers where that skill would be useful. Gynecologist, maybe? Nah -- I guess they're more concerned with getting money OUT than putting it in.
I'll brainstorm some more.
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