Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Every mother's worst nightmare realized

My daughter is going to grow up to be a stripper. It's her lot in life, I can tell. In what other setting would the phrase "Tank, we do *not* put money in our vaginas" ever come up?

She better be a damn good one, at least, so that she can support me in my old age.

1 comment:

Julie said...

There have got to be some other careers where that skill would be useful. Gynecologist, maybe? Nah -- I guess they're more concerned with getting money OUT than putting it in.

I'll brainstorm some more.