Fuck.
I just had to get that out of the way. All-time best word to start with F. Still, since this is a children's show, F is also for:
Flea (it only takes one to make my cat break out in a hideous allergic reaction involving large bald patches [ask me how I know that])
Friends (something I'm finding in short supply here, but since there's no shortage of people, it's probably just me)
Family (a little goes a long way, and I'm way past that point)
Frustrated (how I feel with too few friends and too much family)
Far (really, really far. I drive it every day. I also drive...)
Fast (because it's...)
Fun
Fat (how I felt when I looked in the mirror today and realized that the new shirt I got, which was advertised as "slimming," makes me look like a water-retaining sea cow. Also...)
Frumpy (and/or...)
Frowzy (always loved that word)
Funny (something I'm obviously not, since I made a joke today that had a student staring at me like I had two heads)
Futile (my attempts to dissuade the Tank from throwing a tantrum on at the vet's office. On the...)
Floor
Feelings (something I'm finding difficult to control these past few days)
but tomorrow:
Finally Friday! Fantastic, Fabulous Friday! Feeling Forlorn on a Friday is just plain Foolish.
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I feel the same. Fat, ugly, too tired, child started having tantrums in mall, child running away when out of pram, screaming when in pram. Want to smack child but illegal in New Zealand to smack a child (our politicians are fucked in the head).
Fuck is the best word int he world. I get my mum to say it when she is really pissed off.
Friends are hard to come by sometimes. Thank goodness for the Internet, where you can always find somebody!
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